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2017最难最悬疑国考题:老王死了没?  

2018-01-23 22:05:17|  分类: 谐趣笑话 |  标签: |举报 |字号 订阅

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2017最难最悬疑国考题:老王死了没?

老王在班级三十年的同学聚会上,发现自己曾经暗恋多年的女神居然也对自己暗恋多年,不由得感慨万千,会上相谈甚欢,一时冲动向女神发一微信:滚床单不?女神回信:“滚!”

请问:这个“滚”字是什么意思?"

附加题:(七问)

老王虽然已经是国内著名大学的中文教授了,竟然也不明白这个“滚”字是什么意思!

他心有不甘,回家后失眠了几个晚上,终于鼓起勇气发一微信给女神:去我的家还是去你的家?”

女神回复:“去你的!”

问题一:“去你的”是什么意思?"

老王不解何意,几天后终于忍不住给女伸发微信:那来我家吧!

女神回:“我去!”

老王彻底懵了。

问题二:“我去”是什么意思?"

过了几天,女神没去,老王又忍不住,发信息问女神:我在家等着你?

女神回信:“你等着!”

问题三:“你等着”什么意思?"

又过了几天,老王没等到女神,实在又忍不住了,就给女神发信息:要不我到你家试试?

女神回答:“你来试试!”

问题四:“你来试试”什么意思?"

老王彻底崩溃了,心里没底了,但还是不死心,就试探性的给女神发信息:你说我到底敢不敢到你家试试?

女神回答:“你敢!”

问题五:“你敢”什么意思?"

又过了几天,女神感觉到老王的困惑,为了表明自己的态度,回复:“我是个性开放的人,不是个性开放的人。”

问题六:请问女神想表达什么意思?"

老王最后孤注一掷,决定晚上去女神家。按门铃女神开门,老王在门口怯怯问到:我可以进来么?

女神答:“你进来我今晚就弄死你!”


问题七:老王最后死了没有?

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